The Boner City USA Podcast

Boner City No Deodorant Poonfest: The Science Behind The Stink

by Andrew DeWitt

Ryan and I ruffled a few feathers the other day on Boner City when we revealed our secret for getting non-stop sex from our ladies. The secret was so simple and stupid that Dan, our resident mean shit head, could not believe it: Ryan and I stopped wearing deodorant and as a result have experienced an increase in sexual attraction from the opposite sex. But is this just some bullshit hoax or is there legitimate science behind this retarded plan?

Well, I’m no doctor, also I am an idiot. Ryan is no doctor, though he pretends to be one online, as does Jeff. What I do possess is a particular set of skills, skills that make me a pussy crushing nightmare for people who don’t want me to smash puss. Like most cool people I know, I really like having sex. I also am married and one thing that can happen to a lot of married couples is they get comfortable and stop getting nasty. You must stay on top of this because if you don’t pay attention you can wake up to find yourself in a long term relationship that feels more like a cohabitation than a sweat soaked fuck fest. Dan may disagree with me but I think everyone out there is entitled to all the humping they can handle.

So what is exactly going on with the whole no deodorant thing? Simple answer: Pheromones. Antiperspirant and deodorants cover up one of Nature’s most tried and true panty droppers: musk. Now I’m not saying that you should stink, that’s not the case. Bad smells trigger alarm in people instinctually as a way for us to avoid disease. However, that doesn’t mean that you should cover up one of the most pheromone producing areas of your body, your pits, with a mask of fake colognes and aluminum based pore clogging wipes. Keep yourself clean but keep it natural. It works. And it’s not just more sex that you will get from your lady or ladies; it’s an overall enhancement in attraction. Over the past few weeks I have noticed a markedly higher number of times my wife has complimented me on my looks, flirted with me or wanted to get close. But you don’t have to take my word for it. Below are some links to the science behind not wearing deodorant:

The original article that O’Neill sent me confirming my suspicions:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4983/Ditch-deodorant-want-girl.html

An article on the science behind pheromones and attraction:

http://www.smart-publications.com/articles/human-pheromones-the-science-behind-the-scent-of-attraction

Another study done, this time in Berkley California with, you guessed it, the same results. 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2007/02/07/us-men-sweat-idUSN0744269320070207

Pheromones are big business, this Guardian article talks about a company basically selling you back your sweat.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2000/aug/02/angeliquechrisafis

So what is the Boner City recommendation on all this? Ryan and I both recommend keeping clean but being natural. You can use one of those salt crystal things you find at hippy stores to keep the bad bacteria at bay or you can make your own anti-bacterial under arm spray with some sea salt, water and a little baking soda. The main thing is, get those pheromones up in your ladies nose and let us know how it goes! Here’s to more banging.

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